December 2011
If I ever meet any of member of Big Bang:
Them: Hi.
Me: HOLY FUCK WHY ARE YOU SUCH A STUPID FLAWLESS SLUT I HATE YOU BUT YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD WHY SWEET BABY JESUS PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOUR CHILDREN ALL I WANT IS TO BANG YOU YOU LOOK SO PERFECT I JUST WANT YOU INSIDE OF ME PLEASE OH LORD WHY MUST YOU BE SO BEAUTIFUL UNNNFF I FUCKING HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE ME OH MY GOD GO AWAY YOU WHORE NEVER COME BACK OH MY GOD NO DON'T LEAVE I WOULD DIE WITHOUT YOU PLEASE MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ME AND FATHER ALL MY CHILDREN AND MARRY ME AND WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOR EVER OKAY THANK YOU MY BABY.
Them: Um, security?
Correction:
Them: Hi
Me: 0_o
Them: ...
Me: Phnegh!
Them: ...?
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Joyce Gladwell an author and mother to famous writer Malcolm Gladwell once wrote: “I complained to God in so many words: ‘Here I was a wounded representative of the negro race in our struggle to be accounted free and equal with the dominating whites!’ And god was amused; my prayer did not ring…
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2011
fatshionable:
I wanted to share my absolute favorite photos and moments of 2011. It was a year defined by graduating from law school, going to a few beautiful places, wearing a few beautiful dresses, and starting to carve out my own path. I am beyond excited for the new year!
Wishing you all the best in life, love, and style. xx
Watchhe’s so cute
fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:
Shit black single moms say
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
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