デイジかわいい

//Chunky Zulu dumpling //Asian persuaded African princess of fance and happy// cuteness is eHHHverything\\\softy lushness of the heart is a must// tea with pinkies out at all times//but you're most welcome to slurp your noodle soup aahhnd eat with your hands in nothing but beads around your waist and neck///all this because/
this is my royal hut of self lovery///
and faaahbulousness///
a little safe zone for
whatever\\wherever/
//however/\\
whoever the self be
\\and you're
welcome to stay here///
for as long as you like//
Yaaay, now GroupGrope!/\\<3]
Sometimes I question my disdain for the Spice Girls and I take to the interwebz in search of the key lessons I assume I must have missed out on throughout my adolescence because who doesn’t like the spice girls but then I’ll come across a picture with all of the spices in those awful over exaggerated girl power poses and a grating sensation familiar to the one I had the first time I saw them on MTV washes over me confirming that choosing to bone Michael M in the tattered backseat of his Chevelle to Wu Tang instead of going to see Spice World with my friends was indeed the right decision.

Shana Elmsford

wins.